being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.


I made this monstrousity


I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me


It’s time.


It’s time.




Als ik jou per ongeluk op het perron tegenkom is het perron geluk.



Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.


This tea is called blooming teas. They start as small hand tied balls of tea leaves. When you start to pour steaming water into the pot, the ball of tea leaves slowly bloom into beautiful flowers. You can actually drink the tea while others prefer not to and just want to enjoy this wonderful piece of art.

Here are links to help you get acquainted with these lovely works of art:


Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"